Step Two: Shampoo hair.
Step Three: Add conditioner before rinsing shampoo out of hair.
Step Four: Rinse both out of hair.
Step Five: Add shampoo to hair. Again. Realize it's the wrong bottle. Rinse.
Step Six: Add conditioner to newly rinsed hair.
Step Seven: Drop jar of salt scrub on toe.
Step Eight: Back into faucet, turning hot water all the way up, scald back.
Step Nine: In haste, turn off water without rinsing conditioner.
Step Ten: Make sure the kids get good jobs because you're going to need a really good nursing home a lot sooner than you were planning.
|*Not my shower. I'd probably drown it it, but it sure looks cool.|