Step Two: Shampoo hair.
Step Three: Add conditioner before rinsing shampoo out of hair.
Step Four: Rinse both out of hair.
Step Five: Add shampoo to hair. Again. Realize it's the wrong bottle. Rinse.
Step Six: Add conditioner to newly rinsed hair.
Step Seven: Drop jar of salt scrub on toe.
Step Eight: Back into faucet, turning hot water all the way up, scald back.
Step Nine: In haste, turn off water without rinsing conditioner.
Step Ten: Make sure the kids get good jobs because you're going to need a really good nursing home a lot sooner than you were planning.
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| *Not my shower. I'd probably drown it it, but it sure looks cool. |
I'm a life-sized bobble-head doll too.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the salt scrub jar, that's life as usual around here...... :)
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you didn't have "MOOOOOooOOOOOMMMM"? Nor barking dogs? Nor meowing cats? Nor a cat clawing your leg because you didn't see it before turning the shower on? Nor forgetting to get the towel....I'll take the memory loss...then maybe I wouldn't remember what it was really like! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt happens to the best of us! :P
I want that shower. Except I feel like it would be cold.
ReplyDeleteThat's just plain funny!
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