First off...picture me rolling my eyes and saying, "Whatever." I don't need your stinkin' ads.
Now, onto the good stuff.
Sophia woke at 6:30 a.m. She did not take a nap today. I told her that she couldn't go to the gym to play with her friends if she didn't take a nap. That means I didn't get to go to the gym to relieve some stress.
My older kids are still three days out from returning home.
The dog ate chopsticks.
Early in the day, Fia Sloth got into some shredded cheese. I went to sweep it up and the hose was not attached on the sweeper. Shredded cheese flies.
The dog ate a stuffed animal.
Later in the day, Sophia changed her own pull up.
The dog ate the pull up.
I made bacon. I dipped it in chocolate. I chased it with a screwdriver. Or two. Hello, Russians.