Sloth Carols

Crystal the Red-Nosed Sloth-deer 
Had some very shiny shoes, 
And if you ever saw them, 
You would want a pair of your own. 
All of the other sloth-deer 
Used to laugh and steal her drinks; 
They never let poor Crystal-Sloth 
Join in any sloth-deer games. 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, 
Santa came to say, 
Crystal Sloth with your shoes so shiny, 
Won't you take me to buy some wine-y?
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Here comes Crystal Sloth,
Here comes Crystal Sloth, 
Right down Crystal Sloth Lane,
Cody and Sydney  and all her sloth-deer 
Gratin'' on her nerves. 
Bells are ringin', children screamin', 
All is merry and bright. 
So hide your bacon and say your prayers, 
'Cause Crystal Sloth comes tonight. 
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Deck the sloths with boughs of bacon, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 
Tis the season to be shakin' , 
Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

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I'm dreaming of a white Sloth-mas 
Just like the ones I used to know 
Where the maple glistens
And tiny sloths listen 
To hear bacon cooling  in the snow 

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On the first day of Christmas 
My true love gave to me: 
A sloth in a Cecropia tree.

On the second day of Christmas 
My true love gave to me: 
Two pans of bacon  and 
A sloth in a Cecropia tree. 

On the third day of Christmas 
My true love gave to me: 
Three french breads 
Two pans of bacon  and 
A sloth in a Cecropia tree. 

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